Come on, let's smash it! Place your order now and savor our delicious burgers.

We won’t tell the Church how you like it.

Smash Me Daddy Style!

The Bold and the Naughty Burgers at Smash Me Daddy!

Smash me daddy was created in a bar for the grown and sexy and it has flourished and became one of the top burger smasher brands in the area! It is now available in Crosby, TX and available as a Virtual Brand throughout the U.S. Email us for details: smashmedaddy21@gmail.com

A Threesome

This is a threesome where it is ok to leave two people disappointed.

A Swingers Party

A Swingers Party where you can break the rules. Quadruple Cheeseburger done right

An Orgy

Stamina is irrelevant in this party! This Orgy consist of 5 smashed patties smothered in melted American cheese!

Smash Me Daddy & Fries

A classic comfort with a filthy twist ready to wreck your cravings. Two 3 oz smashed patties & American Cheese on a toasted bun.

Freshly Smashed Burgers Juicy, Crispy, Perfect Every Time 100% Angus Beef Goodness Locally Sourced Ingredients Made to Order – Never Frozen Handcrafted Flavor in Every Bite Where Quality Meets the Grill Buns Toasted to Perfection

Represent Smash Me Daddy with our exclusive t-shirts.

Smash Style Gear

Playful Cat & Devilish Girl Graphic Tee - Smash Me Daddy & Sinfully Delicious

Price: $28.75-$31.82

Funny Unisex Fleece Hoodie - "Smashline Daddy" & "Sinfully Delicious"

Price: $49.98 -$56.17

Funny Unisex Jersey Long Sleeve Tee - Smash Me Daddy with Playful Graphics

Price: $26.05 -$40.57

Smash Me Daddy & Fries

Two of our famous smashed burgers with patties, pickles, ketchup, mustard, mayo, and American Cheese on our toasted buns and served with our crispy fries!

$13.99

Smash Me How I Like It & Fries

$13.99

Pica Mi Papi & Fries

$13.99

WE TAKE PRIDE IN OUR CRAFT

A Threesome – Our threesome burger is 3 smashed patties smothered in melted American cheese, pickles, ketchup, mayo, and mustard that will excite almost anyone. $16.41

Swingers Party – Our Swingers burger is 4 smashed patties smothered in melted American cheese, pickles, ketchup, mayo, and mustard that will excite almost anyone. =$19.89

Orgy – Our Orgy burger is 5 smashed patties smothered in melted American cheese, pickles, ketchup, mayo, and mustard that will excite almost anyone. $21.89

Spank me with the bacon – 2 – 15.99

Enjoy free fries with orders over $35!

Indulge in our mouthwatering dishes and enjoy a complimentary serving of fries when you spend over $35. Taste the satisfaction today!

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Discover the Smash Me Daddy

Experience the mouthwatering tale of Smash Me Daddy – where each bite tells a flavorful story of passion and perfection.

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Get in Touch with Smash Me Daddy

Reach out to us at Smash Me Daddy for inquiries, orders, or just to say hello. We're here to serve up smiles and satisfy your cravings!

We won’t tell the Church how you like it.

Smash Me Daddy Style!

The Bold and the Naughty Burgers at Smash Me Daddy!

A Threesome

A Swingers Party

An Orgy

Smash Me Daddy & Fries

Represent Smash Me Daddy with our exclusive t-shirts.

Smash Style Gear

Price: $28.75-$31.82

Price: $49.98 -$56.17

Price: $26.05 -$40.57

WE TAKE PRIDE IN OUR CRAFT

Enjoy free fries with orders over $35!

Discover the Smash Me Daddy

Get in Touch with Smash Me Daddy

OPENING HOURS

Crosby

MONDAY 11:00AM–10:00PM

TUESDAY 11:00AM–10:00PM

WEDNESDAY 11:00AM–10:00PM

THURSDAY 11:00AM–10:00PM

FRIDAY 11:00AM–10:00PM

SATURDAY 11:00AM–10:00PM

SUNDAY 12:00PM–10:00PM

OPENING HOURS

Houston

MONDAY Closed

TUESDAY 11:00AM–09:00PM

WEDNESDAY 11:00AM–09:00PM

THURSDAY 11:00AM–09:00PM

FRIDAY 11:00AM–09:00PM

SATURDAY 11:00AM–09:00PM

SUNDAY 11:00AM–08:00PM

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