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Smash Me Daddy
We won’t tell the Church how you like it.
Our Menu
Your Next Smash is Just a Bite Away
Smash Burgers, Sides & More
Freshly Smashed Burgers
Juicy, Crispy, Perfect Every Time
100% Angus Beef Goodness
Locally Sourced Ingredients
Made to Order – Never Frozen
Handcrafted Flavor in Every Bite
Where Quality Meets the Grill
Buns Toasted to Perfection
Freshly Smashed Burgers
Juicy, Crispy, Perfect Every Time
100% Angus Beef Goodness
Locally Sourced Ingredients
Made to Order – Never Frozen
Handcrafted Flavor in Every Bite
Where Quality Meets the Grill
Buns Toasted to Perfection
A Threesome
This is a threesome where it is ok to leave two people disappointed.
A Swingers Party
A Swingers Party where you can break the rules. Quadruple Cheeseburger done right
An Orgy
Stamina is irrelevant in this party! This Orgy consist of 5 smashed patties smothered in melted American cheese!
Smash Me Daddy & Fries
A classic comfort with a filthy twist ready to wreck your cravings. Two 3 oz smashed patties & American Cheese on a toasted bun.
Two of our famous smashed burgers with patties, pickles, ketchup, mustard, mayo, and American Cheese on our toasted buns and served with our crispy fries!
$13.99
$13.99
OPENING HOURS
Crosby
MONDAY 11:00AM–10:00PM
TUESDAY 11:00AM–10:00PM
WEDNESDAY 11:00AM–10:00PM
THURSDAY 11:00AM–10:00PM
FRIDAY 11:00AM–10:00PM
SATURDAY 11:00AM–10:00PM
SUNDAY 12:00PM–10:00PM
OPENING HOURS
Houston
MONDAY Closed
TUESDAY 11:00AM–09:00PM
WEDNESDAY 11:00AM–09:00PM
THURSDAY 11:00AM–09:00PM
FRIDAY 11:00AM–09:00PM
SATURDAY 11:00AM–09:00PM
SUNDAY 11:00AM–08:00PM
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LOCATIONS
LOCATION one
- Crosby 6115 FM 2100 #101, Crosby, TX 77532
- CALL: 8324921890
Location Two
- 9228 Farm to Market 1960 Rd W Houston, TX 77064
- CALL: (346) 260-5167
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